shoe dreams

Last night I dreamt something about a competition. We were only allowed to bring 4 pairs of shoes, and the girl before me was disqualified because two of her pairs of shoes were so similar. "Why would you do such a stupid thing when you know how this works?". Poor girls picked up her shoes and left crying. I looked down at my 4 pairs, and thought, Oh no, I'm screwed! They're all clogs! But of course, they were all very different clogs. My red ones, my sandals, my black ones with the studs... The judges didn't say anything about it, and passed me through to the next round.

Now, I have no idea what that was about. I haven't even been wearing any of my clogs lately because, well, it's winter. And what I don't have is a pair of clog boots. Like these:


Or these:


They would make such a nice addition to the family, don't you think?